I released an album of punk rock/noise pop whatsit last October. You can get it right now by clicking on any of these words. Since writing this, I have gone ahead and put the album up on all your favorite exploitative music services, which you can view by clicking on this (this is not the full list; it’s all over the place, including Jay-Z’s Tidal!). I will now also embed the entire thing below so you can play it while you read this and go “What the fuck! What the fuck! This is shit! What the fuck! Why he writes so much about it? Just sounds like a box of farts on parade, what the hell!? Is not music! Is nasty! Nasty boy yelling! Nasty guitar! I hate it! I hate him! How did I even end up on this website? No one has heard of this man? Why am I here? What year is it?” FADE TO CREDITS. TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN.